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Welcome to the Mess... Hi, I'm Natalie, I'm 19, and living in Colorado. I guess you could call this a personal/multi-fandom blog minus the personal part. Unless you want to make it personal by asking me something...?

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bookgirlfan:

pocketsizepeople:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

and then there’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Nick Furry

The 13 Most Common Errors on a Novel's First Page

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yeahwriters:

boazpriestly:

  • Over-explanation. This includes prologues. “Prologues are never needed. You can usually throw them in the garbage. They’re usually put on as a patch.”
  • Too much data. “You’re trying to seduce your reader, not burden them,” Friedman said.
  • Over-writing, or “trying too hard.” “We think the more description we add, the more vivid it will be; but we don’t want to be distracted from the story” we open the book for.
  • Beginning the novel with an interior monologue or reflection. Usually this is written as the thoughts of a character who is sitting alone, musing and thinking back on a story. Just start with the story.
  • Beginning the novel with a flashback. Friedman isn’t entirely anti-flashback, but the novel’s opening page is the wrong place for one.
  • Beginning a novel with the “waking up sequence” of a character waking, getting out of bed, putting on slippers, heading for the kitchen and coffee…a cliche
  • Related cliche: beginning the novel with an alarm clock or a ringing phone
  • Starting out with an “ordinary day’s routine” for the main character
  • Beginning with “crisis moments” that aren’t unique: “When the doctor said ‘malignant,’ my life changed forever…” or “The day my father left us I was seven years old…”
  • Don’t start with a dialogue that doesn’t have any context. Building characterization through dialogue is okay anywhere else but there.
  • Starting with backstory, or “going back, then going forward.”
  • Info dump. More formally called “exposition.”
  • Character dump, which is four or more characters on the first page.

This is like the Story Beginnings Bible.

TF2 since the love and war update

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king-of-radness:

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"i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity"

Asked by Anonymous

olivegarden:

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licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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lokiwholockfactory:

ophelia-tagloff:

Tom prepares to get his flirt on.

I am so sexually frustrated to say that I DONT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

smittentomkitten ophelia-tagloff

(Source: tomhazeldine)

adamcansuckme:

lokiwholockfactory:

adamcansuckme:

lokiwholockfactory:

adamcansuckme:

jossmayfair:

freakingfierce

A. Look at that jawline. I want to sit on his face.B. Look at that scruff. I want to feel it all over me.C. Look at those eyes. I want to stare deep into them as I come.D. Look at those lips. I want to feel them against my skin.

WHY IS HE STARTING TO LOOK FAMILIAR

Put on a pair of round glasses and add a lighting scar on the forehead

No no no not that something worse

JESUS GOD MOTHERFUCKER WORSE DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT NOW I WANT BOTH

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adamcansuckme:

lokiwholockfactory:

adamcansuckme:

lokiwholockfactory:

adamcansuckme:

jossmayfair:

freakingfierce

A. Look at that jawline. I want to sit on his face.
B. Look at that scruff. I want to feel it all over me.
C. Look at those eyes. I want to stare deep into them as I come.
D. Look at those lips. I want to feel them against my skin.

WHY IS HE STARTING TO LOOK FAMILIAR

Put on a pair of round glasses and add a lighting scar on the forehead

No no no not that something worse

JESUS GOD MOTHERFUCKER WORSE DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT NOW I WANT BOTH

(Source: s-ensitives)

nevillexharry:

jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”



NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing


Oh no! I made it worst. >_<

OH MY FUCKING GOD


Just gonna leave this here

 #WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

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nevillexharry:

jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

image

NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

image

Oh no! I made it worst. >_<

OH MY FUCKING GOD

image

Just gonna leave this here

 

starkid joe walker a very potter sequel avps devin lytle mine starkid

I’m trying to prove a point that there is a fan base for a solo Black Widow movie. Please reblog if you’d watch it.

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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

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classy-cannibals:

I’m so not sorry